Entries from March 2009
March 27, 2009
It’s Baaaaaaack!
Our long national nightmare will be over May 21st. Get ready for the Revolution, y’all!
March 24, 2009
The Day of Miracles Is Here!
When I was a kid, there was a Dallas televangialist named Robert Tilton. Since he was a local boy, he was all over my TV when the “scandal” broke that his operation was a sham. Through some daisy chain of VCRs my Pops ended up with a poor quality VHS copy of the [...]
March 20, 2009
Kranston, Why Are You Crying?
Sweet manger sleeping jesus, 30 Rock was uproarious last night. It deserves a much longer post that what follows but THE SERIES FINALE OF BATTLESTAR just started and by the time I’m done with this, I’ll have enough TiVo tail to start watching plus, I’ve got another massive rewrite to bust out by tomorrow afternoon so as [...]
March 16, 2009
Cocksucker
This is one of those moments when I wish people still read this thing. “Kings” premiered last night to gawdawful ratings and it deserves a shot. The pilot wasn’t great but it was good and there’s assloads of potential here so for the five of you still reading, pretty please, set your TiVos [...]
March 13, 2009
Catharsis
I’m in the midst of a nasty rewrite. It’s hurting my brain. I’d like nothing more than to ignore it and instead craft a cogent and searing analysis of last night’s “Brawl Street” showdown between JonJon and Cramer but no one pays me to write this blog so… Yeah.
In brief – suffice it to say [...]
March 11, 2009
Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?
I made a tiny huge mistake last night. I actually watched American Idol. That’s 30 some odd minutes of my life I’ll never get back. I am positively stunned that people watch this shit straight through without TiVo. Staggeringly boresville even with my ability to stop the insanity. Maybe I’m just too [...]
March 3, 2009
Blogicide Averted
So I was half a breath away from killing the blog. Again. I keep marchin’ her to the edge, threatnin’ to throw her off a cliff, then I balk. I don’t have it in me anymore. The little bits of “I wanna share” end up on Facebook and most of my creativity goes [...]
