Bollocks and hell!
Let me back up.
I took my girl Masha to the airport last night (boo). We did our usual car ride “listen to this!” After she played me some crazy/great shit by her friend Darwin, I put on Bobbie Gentry’s “Fancy.” If you know the song, you probably know [...]
Entries from June 2007
June 30, 2007
Fuck the Zeitgeist
June 30, 2007
Guy On Computer, Big Stunt, Guy On Computer…
Technology killed the action movie. Love the fiddle.
June 29, 2007
For Masha…
Regular readers of this here blog (all three of you) know that my (insert every positive adjective in the English language here) tap dancing friend Masha has been in town for the last 10 days or so. (Up above is the two of us trying not to hurl on some Santa Monica Pier death trap [...]
June 29, 2007
Make It Work!
I agree with every last word of Mathew Gilbert’s open letter to new NBC golden boy Ben Silverman:
A letter to a new TV exec(from someone who really, really doesn’t want him to make a mistake)
June 29, 2007
Dear Ben Silverman,
Mazels on the new situation as co chair of NBC. I envy you about as much as [...]
June 29, 2007
The Revolution Suffers Another Set Back
Well. That was a shocker. I can’t say I’m happy about what went down last night. We’ve run smack dab into my only real beef with this show, the judges’ lack of consistency.
I’m torn about Cedric. I was only half surprised he wasn’t in the bottom three. After listening [...]
June 28, 2007
Excuse Me While I Wash My Mouth Out with Soap
So the delightful blogrunner of Blogging So You Think You Can Dance was kind enough to give me a link. I got a hearty chuckle when I noticed an “explicit language alert” at the bottom of the post. I am such a mother fucking potty mouth. Earlier today, for shits n giggs, [...]
June 28, 2007
The Revolution Swells Its Ranks
Oh MAN! I could barely sleep last night I was so excited to get up and write about the glory that was last night’s So You Think You Can Dance Dance Revolution!! I finally got my “OH SHIT!” moment three times over. And Debbie MOTHERFUCKING Allen was judging!!! Hazaaah!
But before we [...]
June 27, 2007
Elizabeth Edwards for President
Fuck Gmork! That smug, supercilious hatemonger. I wish I could brush her off as the waste of space that she is but she just makes my blood boil. Thirty-seven thousand cheers to Mrs. Edwards for calmly and politely asking her to keep her personal attacks to herself and stick to the issues. [...]
June 27, 2007
MIA Guest Blogger MarkLaForest Joins the Big Leagues
I’m so hilariously proud right now I think I might burst into flames. My dear friend and not-so-occasional guest blogger MarkLaForest recently got a gig writing for Bravo.com.
Last week he calls me. He’s laughing so hard I can barely understand him. He’d spent the whole day pouring over talk show transcripts trying [...]
June 27, 2007
Dream A Little Dream
As a general rule, listening to folks dreams is totes boring but I’ve gotta share this one ’cause it’s just too bizarre. Usually, I can track back and find the inciting incident that my brain is trying to work through but with this one… totally random.
I was interviewing Snoop Dogg. Not sure why. He [...]
