That is, if the National Enquirer is to be believed.
I think we all know how I feel about this.
Entries from May 2007
May 31, 2007
Romo Got The Memo About His Mojo
May 30, 2007
Bear’s Back!
Oh joy of joys! It’s gonna be a good summer. Not only do I have my favoritest competition show, So You Think You Can Dance Dance Revolution to be excited about but Bear “On Her Majesty’s Secret Serivce” Grylls will be gracing my tele with all new adventures in shirtless survival on “Man [...]
May 30, 2007
A Golden Take
Continuing my new mandate of “All Cera All The Time”…
Michael Cera gets fired from Knocked Up
(Doffs hat, Defamer)
May 28, 2007
An Open Letter To The Celebutards Of LA
To Lindsay, Paris et al,
BLS
DIVA
MUSIC EXPRESS
TAKE A FUCKING TOWN CAR!
They sit around and wait for you, no matter the hour. They don’t care if you do blow in the back and they clean up your puke from the floor boards. Hell, if it’s your car you’re attached to, they’ll gladly drive [...]
May 27, 2007
Get On Board
I’m begging you. Reruns of “Friday Night Lights” start tonight. I browbeat everyone I know about watching this show. I know the tactic often backfires as I’m the first to ignore a vehement recommendation, just ‘cause. But listen, I neeeeed this show to stay on the air and that’s only [...]
May 27, 2007
The Revolution Is, Like, So Totally Televised
(Apologies to Gil Scot Heron)
So You Think You Can Dance Dance Revoltion. The Premiere. It had all the problems that I expected from an audtion episode. Quick montages of talented people doing one step each and a long, drawn out, excrutiating parade of delusion that made me drop to my knees and [...]
May 25, 2007
Revolution Is Here!
I’ve been holding off posting about last night’s premiere of So You Think You Can Dance Dance Revolution as I’m waiting for my favorite moment to pop up on the tubes. I have faith it will. For now, let’s just say I have high hopes for this season. I’ll leave you with [...]
May 25, 2007
I Love Allison Janney
I dug Studio 60 last night. More than most episodes actually. Matt and Danny’s absence would have been easier to stomach if it hadn’t been glaringly obvious that it was about saving a buck and not serving the story. But I get it. And really, it didn’t matter ‘cause I got [...]
